You might live in Saskatchewan

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
You might live in  Saskatchewan .

If you’re proud that your province makes the
National news 96 nights
Each year because Saskatoon is the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in Saskatchewan .

If you have ever refused to buy something because it’s “too spendy”,
You might live in  Saskatchewan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed  from November through March,
You might live in Saskatchewan .

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there,
You might live in Saskatchewan.

If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the 
Middle of his forehead,
You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in  Saskatchewan .

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in  Saskatchewan .

If you know how to say….Wanuskewin, Manitou,Qu’appelle, Valparaiso, Waskesiu, Saskatoon
You might live in  Saskatchewan .

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,
You might live in  Saskatchewan.

If vacation means going “up north” for the weekend,
You might live  in Saskatchewan .

You measure distance in hours,
You might live in  Saskatchewan .

You know several people, who have hit deer more than once,
You might live in Saskatchewan .

You often switch from “Heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again,
You might live in  Saskatchewan .

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You might live in  Saskatchewan .

You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in  Saskatchewan .

You install security lights on your house  and garage and 
Leave both unlocked,
You might live in  Saskatchewan .

You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison,
You might live in Saskatchewan.

You carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows 
How  to use them,
You might live in Saskatchewan .

There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at any given time,
You might live in  Saskatchewan .

You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a
Snowsuit,
You might live in  Saskatchewan .

Driving is better in the  winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You might live in Saskatchewan.

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, 
And of course, road construction,
You might live in  Saskatchewan .

Your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next
To your blue spruce,
You might live in  Saskatchewan.

If “Down South” to you means  Regina,
You might live in  Saskatchewan .

You find -20 degrees “a little chilly”,
You might  Live in  Saskatchewan .

You actually understand these jokes, AND so do all your  Saskatchewanian friends,
You DO live in  Saskatchewan…

OR you at least come from here….:-)

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